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聚焦春节(3):未婚篇,最怕亲戚突然的关心!就怕你过得比我好~

2018

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已婚同志为for妇的新年大宅伤心,未婚同志被三位神父打碎!

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春节回家,是开心的;回家见亲戚,是痛苦的!每年都要面对着七大姑八大姨的轮番“审判”,不少值友表示伤不起~

小时候,他们关心你考试考几分;

长大后,他们关心你工资多少钱;

后来,再关心你找没找对象,有对象了就问买房,问结婚;

结了婚就问你什么时候要小孩.

总感觉,他们比你妈都关心你的成长

小小值总结了最遭人恨的八句亲戚“关心”:

找对象了没?

啥时候结婚啊?

啥时候买房啊?

怎么还不生孩子?

一个月工资多少钱啊?

工作怎么样了啊?

小朋友期末考多少分啊?

认不认识我了?小时候我还抱过你呢?

事实上,是因为这些人一两年也见不到你一次,又不了解你,不聊天又太尴尬,思前想后,只能和你聊这些他们觉得“不尴尬”的东西;其实说不定问问就忘了,当那一刻,你要准备一些“尴尬而不失礼貌”的回答。

你被人问过吗?当面临如此尴尬的问题的时候,你通常怎么回答?是模棱两可还是实话实说?有什么好的应付方法?来,小小值翻越古书,总结了以下对策:

反守为攻:碰到亲戚,主动出击。“大姨最近怎么样啊,广场舞跳吗?今年出去玩了吗?孙子还乖吗?”

不明觉厉,滔滔不绝。不要用“是”、“否”来回答问题,将一个问题说个不停,让他们没空进行下一步打击!

打太极!这个方案考验说话技巧,如何不直面扎心的人生,又能平淡的交流?

如果其他值友还有对策,希望告诉大家,让小小值以及即将面临“审判”的值友们借鉴一下 共同对抗那些“七大姑八大姨式关心”!

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